About

enidd is a brit who’s recently completed her two year sentence in molvania (land of cold, corruption and pork with cheese) and moved to the mission district of san francisco.

obligatory health warning: if you’re american and you can’t take a bit of good-natured ribbing about how totally weird your country is, then move along swiftly please.

enidd shares her life with a cast of thousands tens, including:

in the usa

• the man: her husband of ten years. bald as a coot and makes a similar piping noise while sleeping.
• stalin: enidd and the man’s male dog. makes his namesake look like hello kitty
• fluffy: exists to prove that not all black russian terriers are genocidal.
• juvation: pop star pal who lives in oakland.
• margaret: a realtor who helped enidd and the man buy a house in san francisco.
• bossman: the man’s boss. the nickname kind of gives it away.
• la cubana gringa: pithy blog writer who gave enidd a very warm welcome.
• sam: writer of top food blog “becks and posh” who gave enidd another very warm welcome
• einstein: british-born american citizen who looks like einstein and sounds like the great man would have sounded if he’d been born in surrey.
• dr. grave: warning - not a doctor
• farley: enidd’s gay cleaner - well, it is san francisco.

in the uk

• enidd’s mum, who thinks mary whitehouse was a bleeding-hearted liberal.
• enidd’s dad, who probably doesn’t read this nonsense.
• eric: enidd’s younger brother and first partner in crime.
• hattie: eric’s squeeze, shares a narrow boat with him.
• uwmil: enidd’s unstereotypically wonderful mother-in-law.
• dick: the man’s older brother, who looks like him.
• tease: the man’s older sister, who doesn’t look like him.
• gale: dick’s wife, and mother of their son and daughter.
• gared: tease’s husband. shares a penchant for amaretto with the man.
• the emo boys: tease and gared’s three sons
• angus: an old squeeze of enidd’s; the only scotsman she knows who hates porridge and whisky
• lawrence of australia: friend of enidd’s who worked for the same company as the man, in molvania. now safely back in the uk with his partner.
• pick and berry: she’s an artist, he’s an interaction designer, they’re both great fun.

in molvania

• hank: cleaner. married his molvanian bride and can’t afford to take her back to west virginia
• olga: hank’s molvanian bride. gave birth to their baby in january 2007.
• natalia: another cleaner. the man locked her in with enidd.
• little miss moi: pizz blum who eviserates goats.
• sarah: pizz blum; the genius who invented pizzing.
• aida: dog breeder and enidd’s best molvanian chum.

in other places