Geography 101

Enidd is at SF General Hospital to have her dressing changed. She is sent to register.

Clerk: You still living in ox … ford … shire?

Enidd: Yes, Henley-on-Thames.

Clerk goes silent. Much clicking on keyboard.

Clerk: That’s not in California, right?

Enidd: No, it’s in England.

Later, Enidd returns to prove she’s paid her $100 deposit.

Clerk: You said you lived in England, right? Only

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Posted at 8pm on 06/23/09 | 7 comments | Filed Under: enidd spouts

Getting funded

The B&B wasn’t as good as it had looked on the website. The shared bathroom was dirty and not equipped with bum-wiping materials. Still, it was cheap for Bambridge, and the guidebook said it was quiet - which Enidd and the man wanted, because they needed a good night’s sleep - they were presenting to their potential investor the next day at a very un-English 8 am.

“What are all the balloons

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Posted at 5pm on 06/17/09 | 2 comments | Filed Under: enidd spouts

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